Send me 2 bands and i’ll say which i like better.


do it now.

(Source: scumguts)

It’s got to the point of not leaving my bed , unless I have to. Yet I don’t feel that low.

Basically, porn.

(Source: fletchertrowan)





Here are some photos to pass around.
” ‘Murica”

I feel sick.

no words

"No cop in Florida has been charged with a shooting death in 20 years."





best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

Yeah, but if you throw them into fire, they won’t do it again and you don’t have to deal with their dumb shit, like painting a fucking tv, or putting peanut butter in the playstation.

(Source: ogtmoreno)



uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

Time to go get some breakfast and lemon tea.