the pinnacle of arnold’s career
I have waited so long for this!
So today could mark the start of the dodgiest band ever, maybe.
Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and
ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
THIS IS EVIL
I hope there’s something guy that guns every one down at reading fest so I don’t have to here them go on about it for the next 17 months
I want to buy the Cards Against Humanity deck so much, but not having enough friends sucks!
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
everyone just saw me take these